My original Subway Story was not so satisfying:
Since 6am he has been distributing the Watchtower. He looks at the front pages of the newsstand next to him. Tom Cruise doesn’t ever have to hand out brochures.
So, I changed it to the one you see now which might be a little better.
I feel DUPED! You just George Lucased my memory!
Yeah, I know. Though, I didn't change it because I thought it was offensive--just sounded a little off.