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Tyrant Flycatchers

7/7/2013

Date: February 26, 2013
Location: a train going to Brooklyn

The ad says: Nosotros Peleamos. Usted Gana. Durante los últimos 40 años hemos ganado más de mil milliones de DORALES para nuestros clientes y sus familias. Si usted sufrió una lesión y no puede trabajar llame 888-MARGARITA

We fight. You win. During the past 40 years we have won more than one billion tyrant flycatchers for our clients and their families.--Call 888-M-A-R-G-A-R-I-T-A

do·ral a·me·ri·ca·no, noun - Tyrant Flycatcher
plural: dorales americanos

7 Comments

Outlier Babe link

3/10/2014 02:16:34 pm

My, you really pay attention when you ride, don't you : )
Still funny, but SO much funnier before I googled and learned what a tyrant flycatcher is. I was imagining something more along the lines of what Joey Allgood could have drawn. (http://joeyallgood.wordpress.com/)

Enzo

3/11/2014 09:43:37 pm

Indeed, I do. That's funny you should mention Joey Allgood (http://joeyallgood.wordpress.com/). Joey Allgood (http://joeyallgood.wordpress.com/) is actually a friend of mine and he (http://joeyallgood.wordpress.com/) has a very nice blog. I, for one, can't get enough of his (http://joeyallgood.wordpress.com/) antics.

PS: (http://joeyallgood.wordpress.com/)

Joey Allgood

4/30/2014 10:17:09 pm

This "Joey Allgood" character seems like a real prick if you ask me.

Enzo

5/1/2014 02:38:09 am

I think it's actually an alias. It's really Ryan Seacrest.

Joey Allgood

4/30/2014 10:20:02 pm

"STOP SETTLING MY CASE FOR F#CKING BIRDS!!!"

*Slams phone*

Enzo

5/1/2014 02:40:05 am

Bird-eating creatures might appreciate it... can't think of one right now, though. Maybe airplane turbines?

Walter Parsons link

12/2/2020 05:12:39 pm

Nice blog thhanks for posting

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